ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
The odds are always on your side today, so don't be afraid to experiment. Paper with little squiggles on it will find its way into your pocket today. Good luck is not what you need right now. You could do with the services of a made-up superhero called "Miracle boy".
Don't let others stifle your creativity. It's alright to make paintings out of their droppings.
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