ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
You are ready for a fall this week after some good luck in the recent past. I do not think this horoscope means what you think it means. Life and Death - bedfellows, perhaps, they are certainly close. You'd better hope that they don't get start to get you involved in a menage a trois.
Your luck has finally run out this week and everything comes out in the open.
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