ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone. Minor changes to your driving style allows you to feel like you're a better driver, but actually are making your behaviour quite erratic.
This week will leave no stone unturned, in a metaphorical way...that you have to decipher.
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