Scorpio
Birth date: 24 October - 21 NovemberYour funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
Rudolph, who is admittedly good at knawing on branches, is probably not that good at flying. Hence your planned trip to the local cliff edge, is probably not in his best interests.
I give you permission to do what you want to, today.
Wild stallions won't be able to drag you away from the multiple love-in you may or may not encounter today.
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