ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
All your problems cannot be solved by putting them in one basket full of eggs. Your stupidity today will be rivalled only by your embarrassment. Shouting "30 milligrams, STAT!" in a crowded place is probably not going to win you any friends today.
Can you be held responsible for everything you *don't* do? Who knows.
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