ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
The future holds great peril for a masked magician in your area. Please phone your nearest masked magician and let him know. Ten weeks of doing what you do best, and you're still no closer to achieving your goal.
The last few weeks have seemed like hell and there's little respite this week as you continue on your steamy voyage down the Styx.
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