Your free, funny Scorpio horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Scorpio

Scorpio

Birth date: 24 October - 21 November

Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.

You are ready for a fall this week after some good luck in the recent past. This week may turn out to be a complete waste of all your time and efforts. Contemplate leaving your current situation at once.

You are at a point in your life where you feel you are only there to serve. So get moving! Serve away!

A break is what's needed after the start to this week that you've had.

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