ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
Accuracy is not necessary when stacking blocks, until you come to around the 5th or 6th. You can't hide from the rest of the day, so I suggest you burst headlong into it without waiting for anyone to catch up.
Wild stallions won't be able to drag you away from the multiple love-in you may or may not encounter today.
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