Your free, funny Scorpio horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Scorpio

Scorpio

Birth date: 24 October - 21 November

Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.

The number you are thinking of is an odd number below 50. Take care when opening up an email from a friend today as you may not enjoy the electronic content inside.

The legend of the baked bean may trouble you today as last night's meal tries to catch up with last week's.

Peaches and cream are a cheap and enjoyable dessert menu for any supper guests.

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