Your free, funny Scorpio horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Scorpio

Scorpio

Birth date: 24 October - 21 November

Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.

Are you loveable? Take time out today to contemplate that thought and try to make sure that you are very loveable. Any change you receive today will help you feel like someone is contributing to your lifestyle.

The phenomenon of time standing still may occur to you numerous times today.

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