ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
A bottle of red, a bottle of white. Wine! The only drink for those who are addicted to beer but worried about the size of their gut. Every reason you have for doing what you did, is sound. Be grateful that you have a good network of friends and family.
Feeding stray cats may seem important to you today in order to get a feeling of overwhelming satisfaction.
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