ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
If you never liked sprouts before, try them again. Your tastes may have changed. Other people are not as crazy as you make them out to be. Your lucky horse for today is: Sombrero's Lid.
There might not be a tomorrow, but all indications point to yes
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