ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
A turkish man or woman may delight you today in some manner. Chocolate desserts are your friend today. The life of a party you most certainly aren't this weekend.
Everything you have done is brilliant and you will get the reward you richly deserve.
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