ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
The capital of you is your heart - never forget that. If you can't see what the fuss is all about this week, try thinking about it from someone else's point of view.
Show a loved one you care.
What happened yesterday was beyond your control.
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