ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
A lot of your work will be undone today as someone evil and vicious sets about making your life less nice. Any dreams you have been granted recently will turn out to be hollow and easily shattered.
A bottle of red, a bottle of white. Wine! The only drink for those who are addicted to beer but worried about the size of their gut.
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