ScorpioBirth date: 24 October - 21 November
Your funny Scorpio horoscope for today has been checked for all sorts of problems, but we found none. Except that it isn't very funny for some reason. Our engineers are working on it.
All the yearnings you have will all of a sudden find explosive release this week. You are not the person you once were, try to reflect those changes in your general appearance and, please, smile for a change.
Your tendencies may get you into trouble today. Or it might just be a day like every other day.
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