I'll Have What He's Having Yes, Another One

A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained,

"I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning."

After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Pastor, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to get one to give to my minister."


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