Romantic and love horoscopes & fortunes for 2019
Our love horoscope section is for all you lovebird type people out there who are looking to form a wonderful relationship but not sure if they share your sense of humour. Or SOH - your choice. If you're in love, why not check these out.
Our free, daily, love horoscopes are here to help you get your fancy tickled. These romance horoscopes are free and update daily! Please feel free to laugh at your horoscope because that was the intention and our astrologer will get very...well...tedious if you don't.
Romance is in the air today, just over the north of France. If you don't happen to be near the north of France then chances are you're going to...
View full 2019 Aries love horoscope
You set your sights too high, it's time to lower them in order to find true love. Be aware that marrying your own pets is not allowed in most count...
View full 2019 Taurus love horoscope
Fire, brimstone and the devil's genitals - none of these will get in your way as you chase your way through beelzebub's lair in order to land yourself...
View full 2019 Gemini love horoscope
Three times a lady is a hell of a lot of lady, you might think. But later on this week you might thinking "Well, now that just seems like a fairly...
View full 2019 Cancer love horoscope
Plans for the future are put on hold today as a certain someone turns your head and breaks three vertebrae. Spitting is a filthy habit and may put...
View full 2019 Leo love horoscope
You will overhear gossip today about your love life whilst you are sat on the toilet. You may have cause to damn your flatulent ways before you...
View full 2019 Virgo love horoscope
A horoscope will affect your decisions today as love will strike on your heart and make you ask someone out, someone you would never previously...
View full 2019 Libra love horoscope
News will come from a former colleague that for years you have both been in love with each other. This will be a surprise for you because you've...
View full 2019 Scorpio love horoscope
Waiting for your loved one to come to you could be a big mistake. This is especially true for at least one person today, whose loved one happens...
View full 2019 Pisces love horoscope
Laughsend's romantic, love horoscopes are crazy segues into the lives of ordinary people, twisted upside down, salted a little, and left to steam in its own juice. We strongly recommend that you do not take these horoscopes seriously, since they are utterly ridiculous and made up by a man who thinks his head is inhabited by robots. Our recommendation is that you read these horoscopes in your Twitter updates or your Facebook wall, because then you can just ignore them amongst all the other silly spam.
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