Romantic and love horoscopes & fortunes for 2023
Our love horoscope section is for all you lovebird type people out there who are looking to form a wonderful relationship but not sure if they share your sense of humour. Or SOH - your choice. If you're in love, why not check these out.
Our free, daily, love horoscopes are here to help you get your fancy tickled. These romance horoscopes are free and update daily! Please feel free to laugh at your horoscope because that was the intention and our astrologer will get very...well...tedious if you don't.
Aries
Birth date: 21 March - 19 AprilRomance is in the air today, just over the north of France. If you don't happen to be near the north of France then chances are you're going to...
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Taurus
Birth date: 20 April - 20 MayYou set your sights too high, it's time to lower them in order to find true love. Be aware that marrying your own pets is not allowed in most count...
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Gemini
Birth date: 21 May - 21 JuneFire, brimstone and the devil's genitals - none of these will get in your way as you chase your way through beelzebub's lair in order to land yourself...
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Cancer
Birth date: 22 June - 22 JulyThree times a lady is a hell of a lot of lady, you might think. But later on this week you might thinking "Well, now that just seems like a fairly...
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Leo
Birth date: 23 July - 22 AugustPlans for the future are put on hold today as a certain someone turns your head and breaks three vertebrae. Spitting is a filthy habit and may put...
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Virgo
Birth date: 23 August - 22 SeptemberYou will overhear gossip today about your love life whilst you are sat on the toilet. You may have cause to damn your flatulent ways before you...
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Libra
Birth date: 23 September - 23 OctoberA horoscope will affect your decisions today as love will strike on your heart and make you ask someone out, someone you would never previously...
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Scorpio
Birth date: 24 October - 21 NovemberNews will come from a former colleague that for years you have both been in love with each other. This will be a surprise for you because you've...
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Sagittarius
Birth date: 22 November - 21 DecemberLove comes in all shapes and sizes. By the time you came to yours, all the good shapes and sizes will have gone. Hat buying could serve you well...
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Capricorn
Birth date: 22 December - 19 JanuaryYour marital status may change this week, either due to some pre-planned marriage type thing, or possibly just a typing error on a car insurance...
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Aquarius
Birth date: 20 January - 18 FebruaryRobots tend to have more luck than you at finding love. This week will see no alteration of that sad fact, however, it is possible that a robot...
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Pisces
Birth date: 19 February - 20 MarchWaiting for your loved one to come to you could be a big mistake. This is especially true for at least one person today, whose loved one happens...
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Laughsend's romantic, love horoscopes are crazy segues into the lives of ordinary people, twisted upside down, salted a little, and left to steam in its own juice. We strongly recommend that you do not take these horoscopes seriously, since they are utterly ridiculous and made up by a man who thinks his head is inhabited by robots. Our recommendation is that you read these horoscopes in your Twitter updates or your Facebook wall, because then you can just ignore them amongst all the other silly spam.
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