In an unprecedented move the owners of "loser" clubs Chelsea and Manchester city are to join together and form one club in a desperate attempt to beat Man United at last!
The new manager of the
Bride-to-be Kate Middleton is about to discover she is suffering from anorexia nervosa. "It's inevitable I'm afraid," claimed an unidentified editor of a mass circulation UK tabloid today. "We've been reporting that Kate's
An independent witness claimed last night to have seen Chelsea and England stars Ashley Cole and John Terry laughing as they boarded the team bus at Old Trafford following their team's season ending defeat in
LONDON - Kanye West told FOX News that he recently received a text message from Buckingham Palace.
The hip hop, rap artist revealed that the text message was from Queen Elizabeth herself. West said that at
Another night at the office for 50 million out of sorts Chelsea striker, Fernando Torres. Another disaster. This time the office was Old Trafford in the Champions League quarter final, second leg, which saw the
Chelsea's season ended ignominiously here at Old Trafford tonight, at the precise moment that Javier Hernandez, aka Chicharito pounced onto a Ryan Giggs cross to score as half-time loomed in the Champions League quarter final