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Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories - satire links and funny stories

With hundreds of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes being written about footy, the premiership and "star" players, thought it might be an idea to section them off here and publicise them. Soccer isn't immediately an obvious place for funny stories but with football rivalry being as it is, there's a lot of micky taking going on.

Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
Ipswich Town V Leicester City - Proper Football. As It Should Be

Ipswich Town V Leicester City - Proper Football. As It Should Be

Saturday, Portman Road, Ipswich - Ipswich Town 3 Leicester City 0 Match played in blizzard conditions - players taken off the field to allow for snow clearance for 17 minutes. Match resumed and completed. Played on snow

 The Spoof
Added: 19 December 2010
Mike Tyson of Dutch Football, Luis Suarez Admits, "I Was Starving"!

Mike Tyson of Dutch Football, Luis Suarez Admits, "I Was Starving"!

Dutch league football is starved of top quality and their players are starving too! Proof of this was the televised game between Ajax Amsterdam and PSV Eindhoven. The game was a 0-0 bore but the happenings

 The Spoof
Added: 23 November 2010
Men Gutted As Womens Football Set To Become Professional

Men Gutted As Womens Football Set To Become Professional

Noted for their ability to multi task, women now have chance to prove it even more as news filters through that a new LADIES FOOTBALL SUPER LEAGUE is to be planned for 2011. Not content with

 The Spoof
Added: 01 November 2010
Manchester United's Chicharito's Football Poster Outselling Wayne Rooney's By A Ten To One Margin

Manchester United's Chicharito's Football Poster Outselling Wayne Rooney's By A Ten To One Margin

MANCHESTER, England - The 22-year-old football sensation from Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico, Javier Hernandez Balcazar is being hailed as one of the best young talents to come around in a long time. "Chicharito" or little pea, as

 The Spoof
Added: 28 October 2010
The Glazers Ruining Another Football Club

The Glazers Ruining Another Football Club

This club is Liverpool F.C! You might be surprised that the new Liverpool owner is actually a cousin to the hated Manchester United owners. Yes, he lied that his family name was 'Henry'. Well actually,

 The Spoof
Added: 24 October 2010
Queen To Reveal Football Preference At Launch: She's A Pompey Fan!

Queen To Reveal Football Preference At Launch: She's A Pompey Fan!

The Queen is to launch Cunard's latest Queen Elizabeth liner at Southampton today in a ceremony during which she is also likely to reveal a long-kept secret. She will tell the crowds at the dockside that

 The Spoof
Added: 12 October 2010
Boston Red Sox Buy Liverpool Football  Club

Boston Red Sox Buy Liverpool Football Club

Former owners of Liverpool FC, Hocks and Sellit, are warning the new owners to be careful when they finally come in and complete the deal to take ownership of Liverpool FC. "When we took over Liverpool

 The Spoof
Added: 07 October 2010
Liverpool Were The Muhammad Ali of Football, United Fan Admits

Liverpool Were The Muhammad Ali of Football, United Fan Admits

Manchester United fan, Jarbo the Killer, has finally come clean and admitted that arch rivals, Liverpool FC were once the equivalent of Muhammad Ali - untouchable in their chosen arena. From the early seventies to the

 The Spoof
Added: 18 September 2010

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