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Read story UN agrees to creation of Christmas 2
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All 193 sovereign state members of the UN have today ratified the creation of a second Christmas. Though the name for the newly...

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Indian man sues Food Network for "racist ingredients" issued during taping of hit TV Show

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An Indian man has filed a lawsuit against the Food Network for what he claims were "racist ingredients" issued during a taping of the hit TV Show Chopped. Contestant Deepak Sanjit said that he was "highly offended" by the "racist" ingredients given to the contestants during the...

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Director Tom Six to receive lifetime achievement award

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Dutch Director Tom Six is to receive a lifetime achievement award from the Netherlands Film Academy. Six, who shot to fame when he directed the controversial but popular box office hits The Human Centipede: First Sequence and its sequels The Human Centipede: Full Sequence and...

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Patty Jenkins to receive star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

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Fresh off the recent success of her latest film - Wonder Woman, Director Patty Jenkins is to receive her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Wonder Woman, which became the highest grossing live-action film directed by a woman and which is the forty-five-year old's second...

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Donald Trump's $5.7bn Wall Fund game show - Where's My Wig?

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A White House spokesperson revealed that US president, Donald Trump, has a new initiative to raise the $5.7bn he wants for his Mexican border wall...

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Angelina Jolie undergoes another extreme medical procedure

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Angelina Jolie has done it again - something outlandishly bizarre and rather extreme. Five years after she had her breasts removed and three years after having her ovaries removed over cancer fears, the Maleficent Actress has had a colostomy...

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Brazil makes dramatic change to Miss Bum Bum Competition

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In a shocking move that has stunned a nation overly-obsessed with the female derriere, organizers of the annual Miss Bum Bum Brazil Competition have said the competition will make a dramatic change which can potentially be for the better. In an interview with O'Globo Newspaper,...

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You only live three times, says renowned James Bond enemy

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In the world of spies and spy related shenanigans, there is no better known arch-enemy than Rnst Blomee. For decades, British spy James Bond, also known as 007, has been at loggerheads with Blomee, and today Mr Bond's large, balding uber-opponent has released a statement contradicting the spy's claim that spies only live twice....

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Facebook ablaze as popular X-rated website is shut down

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Facebook was ablaze today as the popular X-rated website Porn Hub was shut down. Regular visitors to the site who are accustomed to getting their fill of naughty erotic thrills took to the popular social media website to speak about their frustration. One Facebook user going...

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