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Someone whose name might be Steven Avery arrested for public pigeon fancying
A Wisconsin man has been arrested today on charges of public indecency with regards to "pigeon fancying". The accused, whose name...
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From Someone whose name might be Steven Avery arrested for public pigeon fancying
"I knew the pigeon fancier was the deceased, that is to say, the accused, when I shook him real good and all this junk just fell out of him...." - see story
Study: Elderly Toxic to Society
US News 0The officials at the World Health Organization have confirmed their suspicion that elderly people are simply not healthy for the rest of...
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You only live three times, says renowned James Bond enemy
World 0In the world of spies and spy related shenanigans, there is no better known arch-enemy than Rnst Blomee. For decades, British spy James Bond, also known as 007, has been at loggerheads with Blomee, and today Mr Bond's large, balding uber-opponent has released a statement contradicting the spy's claim that spies only live twice....
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Nurses revolt on #International #Nurses #Day
World 0The world is in crisis today as all nurses have revolted, making this the worst #InternationalNursesDay ever. Male and female, young and old, have selected this as the perfect day to universally strike, demanding better pay and better recognition by their employers, doctors, and even patients....
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Japanese start-up to sell used female gym bike seats
UK News 7Japanese start-up company Tentacle-Insertion-Company (TIC) has issued a press release today hailing their latest product: the used gym bicycle seat. Lucky members of a kickstarter project launched in early April are set to receive a guaranteed padded gym seat, sat and sweated on by the unmentionable female anatomy....
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Apocalypse strikes world; everyone dead
World 0In a rather unnerving moment for optimists everywhere, the world spectacularly ended overnight, with everyone assumed dead. The incident, described by multi-governmental officials as 'disturbing', occurred during the early hours, obliterating man, woman and otherwise kind in...
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Nocheerios breakfast cereal, made purposefully with no added sugar, bankrupts manufacturer
World 2Nestle's new sugar free breakfast cereal, Nocheerios, has been taken off the shelves today as business executives went cap in hand to shareholders following results that show the fast-breaking foodstuff almost destroyed the company....
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University poll concludes that toothpaste is racist
US News Politics 8A recent poll done at the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey has concluded that toothpaste is racist. The survey sampled a total of 100 people and came up with these conclusions:...
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Experts Swipe at Smart-phones
World 2An international team of experts now warns that excessive use of Smart-phones are forever changing our physiology. There’s nothing new in this though. It is a well-established fact that cultural advancements and trends, if significant enough, can force the human body into a sp...
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