Health
Study: Elderly Toxic to Society
US News 0The officials at the World Health Organization have confirmed their suspicion that elderly people are simply not healthy for the rest of...
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Brexit Supply Chain Issues Bring Joy to School Children: No More Vegetables Means More Pizza and Sweeties!
UK News Politics 0LONDON, UK - In the wake of Brexit, the UK is facing an ongoing shortage of fresh fruit and vegetables. While this has been a cause for concern for many, there is one group that is overjoyed by the news: school children....
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They're Not as Monstrous as We Thought!
World 0In a shocking discovery, scientists have found that monsters are not actually the terrifying creatures we thought they were. After years of being depicted as bloodthirsty, flesh-eating beasts, the truth has finally come...
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Local woman finally achieves joy by consuming an entire pizza pie daily
US News 0In a groundbreaking discovery, a recent study has found that the key to eternal happiness lies in one simple food: pizza. After months of observation and analysis, scientists have declared that consuming at least one full pizza every day has been proven to make individuals significantly happier than those who do not indulge....
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Breaking News: Social media to face-altering filter ban shakes up influencers everywhere
World 0In a move that has left Instagram models and vloggers alike reeling, social media sites have announced a ban on face-altering filters. In a statement released yesterday, the platforms cited concerns over the impact that such filters may have on young people's self-esteem - a...
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Experts Swipe at Smart-phones
World 2An international team of experts now warns that excessive use of Smart-phones are forever changing our physiology. There’s nothing new in this though. It is a well-established fact that cultural advancements and trends, if significant enough, can force the human body into a sp...
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BREAKING: Millions in UK Rejoice as Government Announces Generous 301 Great British Pounds Cost-of-Living Payment
UK News Politics 0In a move that has brought joy and relief to millions across the country, the government has announced that it will be providing a one-time payment of £301 to help citizens cope with the increasing cost of living....
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