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Nocheerios breakfast cereal, made purposefully with no added sugar, bankrupts manufacturer

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Nestle's new sugar free breakfast cereal, Nocheerios, has been taken off the shelves today as business executives went cap in hand to shareholders following results that show the fast-breaking foodstuff almost destroyed the company....

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They're Not as Monstrous as We Thought!

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In a shocking discovery, scientists have found that monsters are not actually the terrifying creatures we thought they were. After years of being depicted as bloodthirsty, flesh-eating beasts, the truth has finally come...

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Local Farmer Shocked to Discover Cows Could Fly, But Chose Not To

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In a groundbreaking discovery, local dairy farmer, Bob Johnson, made a startling revelation after noticing a group of his cows levitating in the fields....

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BREAKING: Millions in UK Rejoice as Government Announces Generous 301 Great British Pounds Cost-of-Living Payment

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In a move that has brought joy and relief to millions across the country, the government has announced that it will be providing a one-time payment of £301 to help citizens cope with the increasing cost of living....

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Experts Swipe at Smart-phones

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An international team of experts now warns that excessive use of Smart-phones are forever changing our physiology. There’s nothing new in this though. It is a well-established fact that cultural advancements and trends, if significant enough, can force the human body into a sp...

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Brexit Supply Chain Issues Bring Joy to School Children: No More Vegetables Means More Pizza and Sweeties!

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LONDON, UK - In the wake of Brexit, the UK is facing an ongoing shortage of fresh fruit and vegetables. While this has been a cause for concern for many, there is one group that is overjoyed by the news: school children....

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Adidas announced Kanye collab to clean up UK beaches

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LONDON - Awash with a patriotic spirit to protect the nation's coastlines, global sportswear brand Adidas have announced they will donate ten per cent of all sales of their fashion-shoe collab with rapper Kanye West to efforts to clean up UK beaches....

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Local Resident Arrested for Sneezing Like a Speeding Train

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In a shocking turn of events, a man has been taken into custody for sneezing too loudly in public. The incident took place inside New York's Central Park where the sneeze could reportedly be heard from two blocks away, causing mass panic among the residents....

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