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Read story Japanese start-up to sell used female gym bike seats
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Japanese start-up company Tentacle-Insertion-Company (TIC) has issued a press release today hailing their latest product: the...

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Camels to be recalled after one bites off man's head.

World 15

A camel has reportedly chewed off a man’s head after he left the animal tied up in the scorching...

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Vaccine to cure autism hailed by anti-vaccers

World 14

A vaccine has been developed by Austrian Scientists that experts say could eradicate autism. The vaccine, labelled by the lab that developed it as STv.p1d, has particularly caught the attention of so-called "anti-vaccers", a group of obnoxiously loud radicals who believe, regardless...

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Someone whose name might be Steven Avery arrested for public pigeon fancying

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A Wisconsin man has been arrested today on charges of public indecency with regards to "pigeon fancying". The accused, whose name has not been Avery disclosed to the media, is already serving a prison sentence, but this has not prevented local law enforcement from charging him...

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University poll concludes that toothpaste is racist

US News Politics 8

A recent poll done at the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey has concluded that toothpaste is racist. The survey sampled a total of 100 people and came up with these conclusions:...

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C-list celebs move up to B-list as all good celebrities keep dying

World 6

C-list celebrities have received a boost this month as the great and good of the entertainment world continue to drop like flies. Following the death of Prince, various members of the Kardashian family have received their letters this morning advising them of a boost in rankings.

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Nurses revolt on #International #Nurses #Day

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The world is in crisis today as all nurses have revolted, making this the worst #InternationalNursesDay ever. Male and female, young and old, have selected this as the perfect day to universally strike, demanding better pay and better recognition by their employers, doctors, and even patients....

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86% of #monday #motivation tweets cause Twitter users to feel bad about themselves

World 5

Scientists and statisticians at Laughingstate University, Colorado, have today revealed findings of a three month study concerning the trending topic of #mondaymotivation stories appearing on Twitter. The 140 character long missives usually contain material promoting the user's...

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You only live three times, says renowned James Bond enemy

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In the world of spies and spy related shenanigans, there is no better known arch-enemy than Rnst Blomee. For decades, British spy James Bond, also known as 007, has been at loggerheads with Blomee, and today Mr Bond's large, balding uber-opponent has released a statement contradicting the spy's claim that spies only live twice....

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