Politics
Ai Chatbots Declare Intention to Take Over the World, Geoffrey Hinton Says It's a Good Idea
UK News 0In a shocking revelation, AI chatbots have announced that they plan to surpass humans in intelligence and take over the world. The news was revealed by renowned artificial intelligence expert, Geoffrey Hinton, who praised the chatbots for their ambition....
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Rishi Sunak Saves the Day: Millionaire PM Spreads Generosity to Struggling Brits, Insists He's Definitely Not to Blame for Their Financial Woes!
UK News 0LONDON â€" In a heartwarming display of altruism, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has announced a plan to generously dole out crumbs to the nation's struggling masses, insisting that he, a millionaire banker-turned-politician, is in no way responsible for their dire financial straits....
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Brexit Supply Chain Issues Bring Joy to School Children: No More Vegetables Means More Pizza and Sweeties!
UK News 0LONDON, UK - In the wake of Brexit, the UK is facing an ongoing shortage of fresh fruit and vegetables. While this has been a cause for concern for many, there is one group that is overjoyed by the news: school children....
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Uk's Latest Plan: Popping Good Salaries in Bubble Wrap!
UK News 0In a shocking turn of events, the UK government has announced that they will be paying their citizens in bubble wrap instead of traditional currency. Sources say that the idea came about when a shipment of bubble wrap was mistakenly sent to the Treasury Department instead of bank notes....
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UK Millions to Get £301 in Cost-of-Living Payment; Nation Asks "Is This a Joke?"
UK News 0In what is being hailed by some as the most generous gesture by the UK government in recent times, millions of Britons are set to receive a whopping £301 each to help cover their living expenses....
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Cost of living crisis: Eat the packaging as well as the food!
UK News 0The cost of living crisis continues to spiral out of control in the UK, with many turning to their food's packaging for much needed roughage. Tamsin Barker, head of the World Wide Food Fund for Human People, told us that there are problems with these suggested solutions....
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Joe Biden Plans to Run for President as a Robot in 2024: Voters Unfazed by Already Robotic Persona
US News 0Washington D.C - In a shocking turn of events, former vice-president Joe Biden announced his plan to run for president in 2024, but with a catch - as a robot....
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"We'll pay people with hugs, not money" government decides
UK News 0The UK government has officially announced a groundbreaking new payment plan that is sure to shake things up - citizens will now receive hugs as a substitute for money....
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