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Read story Morrisons trial 20p paper carrier bags. Verdict - guilty!
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The UK's fourth largest supermarket chain, Morrisons, is to trial 20p paper carrier bags...

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From Facebook video of Polish Christmas market invokes ire of viewers
"I always thought that Christmas was about different colours which makes things more attractive...." - see story

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Punny History

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I have to admit that I love history. I always enjoy reading articles online about historical figures and I also bought a book on ancient Rome filled with interesting stories about what went on there centuries ago. Some of the stories are quite fascinating, while some of them...

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Snow shock! Met Office claims, "It's not easy predicting the weather".

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After 6" of snow fell across the UK last night, the Met Office, today, said the UK might have snow. A spokesperson said: "We've been predicting snow for six weeks and we've finally got it right." When it was pointed out that the snow had fallen 12 hours before their prediction, the spokesperson replied: "Oh, fuck off!

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Facebook video of Polish Christmas market invokes ire of viewers

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A Facebook video of people in a Christmas market in Warsaw, Poland invoked the ire of users because of the lack of diversity. In the video, the Polish people are seen having a good time in the market at night. They are buying gifts and some are seen dressed up in Santa hats sing...

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Airbus wings scandal! Company threatens to fly the UK in event of no-deal Brexit.

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Airbus warned that a no-deal Brexit could force them to move wing-building operations from the UK. Describing the current lack of a Brexit agreement as a "disgrace", Airbus CEO and German, Tom Enders, said: "We will have to make potentially very harmful decisions for the...

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Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report

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Contrary to the right-wing propaganda that we have been fed, the South American Socialist Utopia of Venezuela has seen a massive influx of tourist arrivals from all over the world. Hoteliers and restaurateurs are elated because business is booming. One Caracas hotelier who chose...

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BBC reporter fired for "racist" comment while covering FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup match

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A sports reporter with the BBC has been fired for a "racist" comment she made while covering the FIFA Under-17 Women's World Cup now taking place in Uruguay. The reporter, identified as Samantha Lewis, had worked with the BBC since 2008 covering football matches. She even covered games from the previous Under-17 Women's World...

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Teacher crisis! "Our children aren't getting no education!" claims Minister for Education.

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In an attempt to plug the 'teacher gap', the gap between the number of teachers we need and the number of teachers we have, the UK government is trialling a radical scheme to actually pay teachers for staying in the classroom....

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