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Read story Donald Trump's $5.7bn Wall Fund game show - Where's My Wig?
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A White House spokesperson revealed that US president, Donald Trump, has a new initiative to raise the $5.7bn he wants for his Mexican border wall...

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Airbus wings scandal! Company threatens to fly the UK in event of no-deal Brexit.

UK News 5

Airbus warned that a no-deal Brexit could force them to move wing-building operations from the UK. Describing the current lack of a Brexit agreement as a "disgrace", Airbus CEO and German, Tom Enders, said: "We will have to make potentially very harmful decisions for the...

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Snow shock! Met Office claims, "It's not easy predicting the weather".

UK News 10

After 6" of snow fell across the UK last night, the Met Office, today, said the UK might have snow. A spokesperson said: "We've been predicting snow for six weeks and we've finally got it right." When it was pointed out that the snow had fallen 12 hours before their prediction, the spokesperson replied: "Oh, fuck off!

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"EU may move on Brexit deal," says Hammond. "Or they may not."

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Philip Hammond, the UK's Chancellor of the Exchequer, said the EU may be willing to move on the "red lines" it had imposed on the deal it had negotiated for the UK to leave the...

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TRUMP IS BALD!

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Donald Trump has finally confessed to wearing a toupe! During the US Presidential Address last night, Trump owned up to wearing a hairpiece!...

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Medical breakthrough! Surgeons claim world first by transplanting common sense into Donald Trump!

US News 9

Surgeons at the George W Bush Memory Memorial Hospital have claimed a medical breakthrough by transplanting common sense into US President Donald Trump....

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Queen makes plea for "common ground" in a thinly-veiled plea for common ground.

UK News 5

Her Majesty the Queen, the longest-reigning British monarch, made a plea for Britons to find "common ground"....

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English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".

US News 5

A professor of English at Duchess University has been fired for sending an email telling English-speaking students to "speak English"....

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