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Read story Morrisons trial 20p paper carrier bags. Verdict - guilty!
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The UK's fourth largest supermarket chain, Morrisons, is to trial 20p paper carrier bags...

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"The majority of Venezuelans love him because he is a wonderful President...." - see story

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YouTube vlogger banned from site after name of dog sparks outrage and accusations of racism

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A YouTube vlogger has been banned from the site after viewers of one of her videos complained that it was "blatantly racist" and "deliberately insulting to black men". The vlogger who is white and an avid dog lover and who goes by the YouTube name Becky the canine lover had post...

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TRUMP IS BALD!

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Donald Trump has finally confessed to wearing a toupe! During the US Presidential Address last night, Trump owned up to wearing a hairpiece!...

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Snow shock! Met Office claims, "It's not easy predicting the weather".

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After 6" of snow fell across the UK last night, the Met Office, today, said the UK might have snow. A spokesperson said: "We've been predicting snow for six weeks and we've finally got it right." When it was pointed out that the snow had fallen 12 hours before their prediction, the spokesperson replied: "Oh, fuck off!

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Medical breakthrough! Surgeons claim world first by transplanting common sense into Donald Trump!

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Surgeons at the George W Bush Memory Memorial Hospital have claimed a medical breakthrough by transplanting common sense into US President Donald Trump....

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I have to admit that I love history. I always enjoy reading articles online about historical figures and I also bought a book on ancient Rome filled with interesting stories about what went on there centuries ago. Some of the stories are quite fascinating, while some of them...

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Teacher crisis! "Our children aren't getting no education!" claims Minister for Education.

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In an attempt to plug the 'teacher gap', the gap between the number of teachers we need and the number of teachers we have, the UK government is trialling a radical scheme to actually pay teachers for staying in the classroom....

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Peruvian President declares Monday 10th December 'Shevchenko Day' following UFC 231 title win

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Peruvian President Martin Vizcarra has declared tomorrow Monday 10th December a national holiday named ‘Shevchenko Day' following Valentina Shevchenko's victory at UFC 231 over Poland's Joanna Jedrzejczyk on Saturday in the Flyweight Division in Toronto, Canada to capture her first UFC title and the first for a Peruvian fighter....

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Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report

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Contrary to the right-wing propaganda that we have been fed, the South American Socialist Utopia of Venezuela has seen a massive influx of tourist arrivals from all over the world. Hoteliers and restaurateurs are elated because business is booming. One Caracas hotelier who chose...

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