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Read story "We'll pay people with hugs, not money" government decides
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The UK government has officially announced a groundbreaking new payment plan that is sure to shake things up - citizens will now...

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Cost of living crisis: Eat the packaging as well as the food!

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The cost of living crisis continues to spiral out of control in the UK, with many turning to their food's packaging for much needed roughage. Tamsin Barker, head of the World Wide Food Fund for Human People, told us that there are problems with these suggested solutions....

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US President Joe Biden has announced that he will seek re-election for the presidency in 2024

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Citing his beloved love for the job and his desire to continue the important work he has started, Joe Biden has announced that he will seek re-election for the presidency in 2024. However, UK fans of the current trend of celebrities seeking political office were left disappointed...

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Rishi Sunak Saves the Day: Millionaire PM Spreads Generosity to Struggling Brits, Insists He's Definitely Not to Blame for Their Financial Woes!

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LONDON â€" In a heartwarming display of altruism, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has announced a plan to generously dole out crumbs to the nation's struggling masses, insisting that he, a millionaire banker-turned-politician, is in no way responsible for their dire financial straits....

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"Triple-DNA" Baby Born in UK, Causing Confusion Amongst Geneticists and Aliens Everywhere

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LONDON - In a landmark scientific breakthrough, a baby has been born that has genetic material from three different people. This has sent the world of science into chaos, with experts scrambling to figure out what to call this tripartite creation. "We're thinking about 'threeploid'...

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UK Millions to Get £301 in Cost-of-Living Payment; Nation Asks "Is This a Joke?"

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In what is being hailed by some as the most generous gesture by the UK government in recent times, millions of Britons are set to receive a whopping £301 each to help cover their living expenses....

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Uk's Latest Plan: Popping Good Salaries in Bubble Wrap!

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In a shocking turn of events, the UK government has announced that they will be paying their citizens in bubble wrap instead of traditional currency. Sources say that the idea came about when a shipment of bubble wrap was mistakenly sent to the Treasury Department instead of bank notes....

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Chaos at Royal Mail: single missed delivery brings strife

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LONDON - In a stunning new development, the Royal Mail is set to be investigated for a single missed delivery. Members of Parliament were shocked to hear about the mistake, as the Royal Mail has long been known for its punctuality and dependability....

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Joe Biden Plans to Run for President as a Robot in 2024: Voters Unfazed by Already Robotic Persona

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Washington D.C - In a shocking turn of events, former vice-president Joe Biden announced his plan to run for president in 2024, but with a catch - as a robot....

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