Politics
It's official! Lancashire has more holes than anywhere else in the UK! "One swallowed my Bertie," claims distraught mother of nine.
UK News 1Balderstone, Lancashire has been named as having more potholes than anywhere else in the...
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Teacher crisis! "Our children aren't getting no education!" claims Minister for Education.
UK News 2In an attempt to plug the 'teacher gap', the gap between the number of teachers we need and the number of teachers we have, the UK government is trialling a radical scheme to actually pay teachers for staying in the classroom....
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Cost of living crisis: Eat the packaging as well as the food!
UK News 0The cost of living crisis continues to spiral out of control in the UK, with many turning to their food's packaging for much needed roughage. Tamsin Barker, head of the World Wide Food Fund for Human People, told us that there are problems with these suggested solutions....
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English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".
US News 5A professor of English at Duchess University has been fired for sending an email telling English-speaking students to "speak English"....
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Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report
World 3Contrary to the right-wing propaganda that we have been fed, the South American Socialist Utopia of Venezuela has seen a massive influx of tourist arrivals from all over the world. Hoteliers and restaurateurs are elated because business is booming. One Caracas hotelier who chose...
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Airbus wings scandal! Company threatens to fly the UK in event of no-deal Brexit.
UK News 5Airbus warned that a no-deal Brexit could force them to move wing-building operations from the UK. Describing the current lack of a Brexit agreement as a "disgrace", Airbus CEO and German, Tom Enders, said: "We will have to make potentially very harmful decisions for the...
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Biden to concede Chinese balloon shoot-down was "mistake"
US News 0Awesome US president, Joe "The Body" Biden has today conceded that his decision to shoot down the Chinese balloon early last week was a "mistake". He now claims that he ought to have recovered the balloon to see whether a clown was inside....
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Snow shock! Met Office claims, "It's not easy predicting the weather".
UK News 10After 6" of snow fell across the UK last night, the Met Office, today, said the UK might have snow. A spokesperson said: "We've been predicting snow for six weeks and we've finally got it right." When it was pointed out that the snow had fallen 12 hours before their prediction, the spokesperson replied: "Oh, fuck off!
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