Sport

Read story Joachim Low following Germany's last minute World Cup win over Sweden: "The sleeping giants have finally awoken"
World 10

Germany Coach Joachim Low has referred to his team which had a dramatic last minute win over a tough Sweden outfit as "the sleeping...

read more

Notable quotable from this story

From Joachim Low following Germany's last minute World Cup win over Sweden: "The sleeping giants have finally awoken"
"This was only our second win this year but it is clear to everybody now as day follows night that the sleeping giants have finally awoken and frankly speaking I think that it's about time...." - see story

thumbnail for item

Joachim Low resigns as Germany coach; blames team's failure on "curse"

World 4

As expected, Joachim Low has resigned as Head Coach of the German National Football team following its failure to progress beyond the group stage of the World Cup after a shocking defeat against the already eliminated Korea Republic. After a disappointing 1-0 loss to Mexico in t...

read more
thumbnail for item

Netherlands' Coach Blind following impressive win over Germany: This is the start of the turnaround for Dutch Football

World 2

An ecstatic Dutch Coach Danny Blind boldly declared at a post-match press conference following the Netherlands' emphatic demolition of former World Champions Germany in their League A Group 1 encounter in the UEFA Nations League that the result was the start of the turn-around for the Dutch National team...

read more
thumbnail for item

Nicco Montano promises to knock out Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228

World 7

UFC Women's Flyweight Champion Nicco Montano is making what many experts believe to be an audacious prediction in her first title defense against number one challenger Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228 on Saturday night - that she will knock out the Kyrgyzstan fighter....

read more
thumbnail for item

BBC reporter fired for "racist" comment while covering FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup match

World Politics 3

A sports reporter with the BBC has been fired for a "racist" comment she made while covering the FIFA Under-17 Women's World Cup now taking place in Uruguay. The reporter, identified as Samantha Lewis, had worked with the BBC since 2008 covering football matches. She even covered games from the previous Under-17 Women's World...

read more
thumbnail for item

US women's Under-20 football team coach following group stage World Cup elimination: America's days of domination are over

World 4

The disappointed coach of the US women's Under-20 football team was as frank as can be following her team's group stage elimination at the World Cup currently taking place in France as she said emphatically at a post-match press conference:...

read more
thumbnail for item

Peruvian President declares Monday 10th December 'Shevchenko Day' following UFC 231 title win

World Politics 4

Peruvian President Martin Vizcarra has declared tomorrow Monday 10th December a national holiday named ‘Shevchenko Day' following Valentina Shevchenko's victory at UFC 231 over Poland's Joanna Jedrzejczyk on Saturday in the Flyweight Division in Toronto, Canada to capture her first UFC title and the first for a Peruvian fighter....

read more
thumbnail for item

Russia relieved by first World Cup win in 16 years

World Politics 20

The whole of Russia breathed a sigh of relief earlier today as they finally won another match at the FIFA World Cup for the first time since 2002. It was only the World Cup host country's third win since the dissolution of the Soviet Union....

read more

More Spoof news and satire from Laughsend

Medical breakthrough! Surgeons claim world first by transplanting common sense into Donald Trump! Read story Medical breakthrough! Surgeons claim world first by transplanting common sense into Donald Trump! Snow shock! Met Office claims, "It's not easy predicting the weather". Read story Snow shock! Met Office claims, "It's not easy predicting the weather". "EU may move on Brexit deal," says Hammond. "Or they may not." Read story "EU may move on Brexit deal," says Hammond. "Or they may not." TRUMP IS BALD! Read story TRUMP IS BALD! Tourism booming in Venezuela:
A Laughsend Special Report Read story Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English". Read story English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".

Funny stuff

Get our funny weekly newsletters straight to your inbox
Subscribe to funny newsletter
... AND CLICK
or Find out more first

Consider checking us out and following us on social media:


Scorpio horoscope

You're not jinxed so staying in bed all day is not going to work. If you're ignorant are you blessed? Only with ignorance,......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report   Punny History  
Get your own news story published here
Free sign up / Login
Funny newsletter Funny RSS feed