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Read story Joachim Low following Germany's last minute World Cup win over Sweden: "The sleeping giants have finally awoken"
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Germany Coach Joachim Low has referred to his team which had a dramatic last minute win over a tough Sweden outfit as "the sleeping...

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From Joachim Low following Germany's last minute World Cup win over Sweden: "The sleeping giants have finally awoken"
"This was only our second win this year but it is clear to everybody now as day follows night that the sleeping giants have finally awoken and frankly speaking I think that it's about time...." - see story

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BBC reporter fired for "racist" comment while covering FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup match

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A sports reporter with the BBC has been fired for a "racist" comment she made while covering the FIFA Under-17 Women's World Cup now taking place in Uruguay. The reporter, identified as Samantha Lewis, had worked with the BBC since 2008 covering football matches. She even covered games from the previous Under-17 Women's World...

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Russian Coach: We are not afraid of Spain or Portugal

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Russian Coach Cherchesov Stanislav is optimistic about his team's chances of progressing from the round of sixteen at this year's World Cup after his charges became the first team to qualify for the second round following its convincing 3-1 win over Egypt which effectively eliminated...

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Netherlands' Coach Blind following impressive win over Germany: This is the start of the turnaround for Dutch Football

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An ecstatic Dutch Coach Danny Blind boldly declared at a post-match press conference following the Netherlands' emphatic demolition of former World Champions Germany in their League A Group 1 encounter in the UEFA Nations League that the result was the start of the turn-around for the Dutch National team...

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Joachim Low resigns as Germany coach; blames team's failure on "curse"

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As expected, Joachim Low has resigned as Head Coach of the German National Football team following its failure to progress beyond the group stage of the World Cup after a shocking defeat against the already eliminated Korea Republic. After a disappointing 1-0 loss to Mexico in t...

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Cris Cyborg challenges WWE's branding of Ronda Rousey as the "Baddest Woman on the Planet"

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Reigning World UFC Featherweight Women's Champion Cris Cyborg is challenging WWE's branding of Ronda Rousey with the title "Baddest Woman on the Planet" claiming that it is "ludicrous" and "absolutely undeserving"....

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Amanda Nunes following shocking first round knockout of Cris Cyborg at UFC 232: This is a victory for all lesbians

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The MMA world is still reeling in shock over Amanda Nunes' total demolition of the now former Featherweight Champion Cris Cyborg at UFC 232 on Saturday night. Not much people gave Nunes, who is also the reigning Bantamweight Champion, much of a chance against a woman who was...

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Nicco Montano promises to knock out Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228

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UFC Women's Flyweight Champion Nicco Montano is making what many experts believe to be an audacious prediction in her first title defense against number one challenger Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228 on Saturday night - that she will knock out the Kyrgyzstan fighter....

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