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Read story Buffon after Juventus defeat: I am destined to never win a Champions League
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A dejected Juventus Captain Gianluigi Buffon had a pessimistic outlook about his chances of ever winning the elusive Champions...

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Cris Cyborg wants to fight winner of Nunes vs. Pennington in unification "super-bout"

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The "Baddest woman on the planet," Cris Cyborg, says that she wants to take on the winner of tonight's UFC 224 fight between current Bantamweight Champion and fellow Brazilian Amanda "Lioness" Nunes and Racquel "Rocky" Pennington in a unification "super-bout"....

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Messi: My whole year would be considered a failure if I don't win the World Cup this summer

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Argentine and Barcelona Superstar Lionel Messi is measuring his whole year on how he performs at the Russia World Cup this summer. The 5-time FIFA World Player of the Year made the comment today while speaking with the Barcelona-based Sports Newspaper, Mundo Deportivo at a training...

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Roma Coach following Champions League elimination: We've let our country down

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Roma Coach Eusebio Di Francesco was left a visibly disappointed man following his team's elimination against Liverpool after the second leg UEFA Champions League semifinal clash at the Stadio Olimpico despite winning convincingly by four goals to two. The Italians gave it their...

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Joachim Low resigns as Germany coach; blames team's failure on "curse"

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As expected, Joachim Low has resigned as Head Coach of the German National Football team following its failure to progress beyond the group stage of the World Cup after a shocking defeat against the already eliminated Korea Republic. After a disappointing 1-0 loss to Mexico in t...

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Cris Cyborg challenges WWE's branding of Ronda Rousey as the "Baddest Woman on the Planet"

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Reigning World UFC Featherweight Women's Champion Cris Cyborg is challenging WWE's branding of Ronda Rousey with the title "Baddest Woman on the Planet" claiming that it is "ludicrous" and "absolutely undeserving"....

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Jedrzejczyk following second loss to Namajunas at UFC 223: I was robbed

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Former Women's Strawweight Champion Joanna Jedrzejczyk is claiming that she was robbed following her unanimous decision loss to Rose Namajunas at UFC 223 last night in New York. The Polish Fighter, speaking to reporters after her failure to regain the title that she lost in spec...

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US women's Under-20 football team coach following group stage World Cup elimination: America's days of domination are over

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The disappointed coach of the US women's Under-20 football team was as frank as can be following her team's group stage elimination at the World Cup currently taking place in France as she said emphatically at a post-match press conference:...

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Netherlands Under-17 Coach following Euro win: There is still hope for Dutch Football

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The Coach of the victorious Netherlands Under-17 National Football team which won the Euro tournament today following a penalty shootout victory over Italy in the final is expressing optimism over the future of Dutch football. The Netherlands, a very proud footballing nation...

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