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Justin Bieber today announced he plans to quit the music industry and begin a new career as a MMA fighter....

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Leicester win Premier League; Gary Lineker to appear nude on Match of the Day

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Leicester City Football Club today celebrate winning the 2015/2016 Barclays Premier League title, with three games to spare. The Foxes concluded their season by drawing with Manchester United on Sunday night, and then watching as only rivals to the title,Tottenham Hotspur, could...

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Djokovic demands equal rights for dolphins

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Tennis ace, Novak Djokovic, has today hit the headlines by suggesting that professional tennis organisations should provide equal opportunities and rights for all mammals, singling out the dolphin for specific praise. The star, 34, has apparently been struggling with split personality...

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Sharapova retires from tennis; to pursue new career in modeling

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In a move that many thought would have come sooner, disgraced Russian tennis player Maria Sharapova, who is currently serving a two-year ban for failing a drugs test at the Australian Open back in January, officially announced her retirement today from the sport so that she can...

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IOC to award copper medals to athletes finishing fourth at Tokyo Olympics

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There is good news for athletes who will be participating in the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo. President of the International Olympic Committee Thomas Bach has said in a written statement that the IOC will be awarding copper medals to athletes and teams finishing in fourth place at the Tokyo Games....

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Ronaldo elated at Messi retirement

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Portuguese star player Cristiano Ronaldo has confessed in an interview that he is elated about the retirement of his Argentine rival Lionel Messi from international football. Speaking to the French TV Sports Channel Canal+ Sport after his team defeated Poland 5-3 on penalties...

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White Supremacist website in its glee after Dafne Schippers' European wins

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The White Supremacist website stormfront.org was in its glee over the weekend after the exploits of Dutch Sprinter Dafne Schippers at the recently concluded European Athletics Championships....

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Church members told to reject Nike products

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Members of a small Christian Church in Port Angeles, Washington have gotten some shocking news from their Pastor. Leader of the Church "Children of God" Rev. Anthony Thomas has said that the wearing of Nike products is effectively endorsing a pagan god and that all who wear Nike products are basically condemning themselves to hell...

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Euro 2016 to become boxing competition; Russian hooligans to become expert ball jugglers

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The Euro 2016 football tournament has so far been dominated, particularly in the British media, by ugly scenes of British and Russian fans engaged in street and terrace fighting. In response, UEFA, who are in charge of running the shambles, have decided to convert the tournament...

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