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Read story Dafne Schippers considering Heptathlon return following poor showing in Prefontaine Classic
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Reigning World 200M Champion Dafne Schippers is seriously considering a return to the heptathlon following her poor showing in...

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Djokovic left devastated by Italian Open defeat

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World number two Novak Djokovic was left devastated by his shocking straight sets defeat in the final of the Italian Open at the hands of German youngster Alexander Zverev on Sunday. Speaking to reporters in the post-match interview after the reigning French Open Champion was...

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Ronaldo: My face is too perfect to immortalize in a bust

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Portugal and Real Madrid Star Striker Cristiano Ronaldo, getting over the disappointment of the not-so-perfect bust which was created by Emanuel Santos that bore no resemblance to him, has come out in defense of the sculptor and admitted that his face is too perfect to be immortalized in a bust or even a statue....

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Wladimir Klitschko announces retirement from competitive Boxing

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Former World Heavyweight Champion Wladimir Klitschko has officially announced his retirement from competitive Boxing following his eleventh round TKO loss at the hands of Britain’s Anthony Joshua at the Wembley Stadium on Saturday. The Ukrainian who, along with his now retired...

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Marta retires from international football

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Brazilian-born female footballing superstar Marta, who recently acquired Swedish citizenship, has today officially announced her retirement from international football. The five-time FIFA Player of the Year, one-time World Cup runner-up and two-time Olympic silver medalist, writing on her Facebook wall said...

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Switzerland declares Roger Federer's birthday a public holiday

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The Swiss Government is honouring its country’s most famous athlete, Roger Federer with his own public holiday. In a statement read in the Swiss Parliament today, President of the Swiss Confederation, Doris Leuthard said...

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Ice Hockey deemed a racist sport

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A recent poll done by Sports Illustrated has concluded that Ice Hockey is a racist sport. The magazine surveyed one hundred people and came up with these conclusions:...

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Paige Van Zant to quit MMA for modeling career

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UFC fighter Paige Van Zant is to quit Mixed Martial Arts for a modeling career. In an interview with Fight Magazine, the former contestant on a celebrity edition of Food Network’s Chopped said...

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Offensive cartoon posted by Australian women's cricketer on Facebook page sparks outrage from members of New Zealand team

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An offensive cartoon posted by Australian women's cricket all-rounder Ellyse Perry on her Facebook page has triggered outrage from members of the New Zealand women's team. The cartoon which depicts a kangaroo draped in the Australian national flag stomping on a bird which appears...

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