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Read story Barcelona 95% likely to beat Arsenal, claims psychic Wenger
UK News 8

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger yesterday predicted that Barcelona were 95% likely to go forward in the Champions League football socc...

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Justin Bieber announces drastic change of career.

US News Entertainment 2

Justin Bieber today announced he plans to quit the music industry and begin a new career as a MMA fighter....

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Cris Cyborg admits that she's transgender;to fight Fallon Fox

World 1

In a move many observers thought was long time coming, Invicta FC World Featherweight Champion Cristiane Justino has admitted that she is transgender. Speaking to MMA Magazine Justino had this to...

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Djokovic demands equal rights for dolphins

World 3

Tennis ace, Novak Djokovic, has today hit the headlines by suggesting that professional tennis organisations should provide equal opportunities and rights for all mammals, singling out the dolphin for specific praise. The star, 34, has apparently been struggling with split personality...

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Cristiane Justino admits that she's transgender;to fight Fallon Fox

World 3

In a move many observers thought was long time coming, Invicta FC World Featherweight Champion Cristiane Justino has admitted that she is transgender. Speaking to MMA Magazine Justino had this to...

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Isinbayeva to marry Putin

World Politics 1

World Outdoor Record holder in the women's Pole Vault - Russian Yelena Isinbayeva is to divorce her husband of a year and a half and father of her daughter Eva - Javelin Thrower Nikita Petinov in order to marry President Vladimir Putin. Speaking to RIA Novosti about the latest...

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Hope Solo and Alex Morgan to pursue careers as Porn Stars

World 2

In a move that has stunned the footballing world, two of the biggest female stars in football - Hope Solo and Alex Morgan who were part of the U.S. women's World Cup triumph in Canada last year and in the 2012 London Olympics have said that they will be retiring from the sport...

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Euro 2016 parties cancelled after Danny Mills and Alan Shearer declare England's chances as "woeful"

UK News 0

All Euro 2016 parties, shindigs and celebrations have been officially cancelled as England's performance was judged by Match of the Day 'Experts' as "woeful". The declaration, coming from the England hero Alan Shearer, and the... possibly diabetic Danny Mills, has been taken...

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Jose Mourinho to organise charity fight with Arsene Wenger

World 0

Ex-Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has announced through the press this morning that he intends to organise a charity boxing match with long time rival Arsene Wenger....

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