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A recent poll done by Sports Illustrated has concluded that Ice Hockey is a racist sport. The magazine surveyed one hundred people...

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From Ronaldo: My face is too perfect to immortalize in a bust
"Santos on his efforts to recreate my face in this piece of artwork despite it not looking like me and it more resembling former Sunderland Striker Niall Quinn...." - see story

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Danny Blind steps down as Netherlands coach following latest World Cup qualifying defeat

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Dutch coach Danny Blind has officially tendered his resignation to the KNVB following the Oranje’s latest defeat away to Bulgaria which has left the three-time World Cup runners-up in fourth place in Group A in the European Zone World Cup qualifiers and in the precarious position...

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Ronaldo: My face is too perfect to immortalize in a bust

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Portugal and Real Madrid Star Striker Cristiano Ronaldo, getting over the disappointment of the not-so-perfect bust which was created by Emanuel Santos that bore no resemblance to him, has come out in defense of the sculptor and admitted that his face is too perfect to be immortalized in a bust or even a statue....

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IAAF officially ratifies the World Records for Women's 100M and 200M

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It may have taken almost 29 years, but today the IAAF has officially ratified the World Records for the women’s 100M and 200M, making the new World Record Holders American Carmelita Jeter and Dutchwoman Dafne Schippers respectively. Reading from an official statement at a pres...

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Bolt furious that the 2008 Jamaican 4x100M relay team is in danger of losing Olympic gold medal following Nesta Carter's doping violation

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Olympic Legend Usain Bolt is furious over the prospect of potentially losing one of his Olympic gold medals following the revelation that teammate Nesta Carter, who was part of Jamaica's successful record-breaking 4x100M relay team, tested positive for the banned stimulant methylhexaneamine...

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Djokovic left devastated by Italian Open defeat

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World number two Novak Djokovic was left devastated by his shocking straight sets defeat in the final of the Italian Open at the hands of German youngster Alexander Zverev on Sunday. Speaking to reporters in the post-match interview after the reigning French Open Champion was...

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Wladimir Klitschko announces retirement from competitive Boxing

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Former World Heavyweight Champion Wladimir Klitschko has officially announced his retirement from competitive Boxing following his eleventh round TKO loss at the hands of Britain’s Anthony Joshua at the Wembley Stadium on Saturday. The Ukrainian who, along with his now retired...

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Switzerland declares Roger Federer's birthday a public holiday

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The Swiss Government is honouring its country’s most famous athlete, Roger Federer with his own public holiday. In a statement read in the Swiss Parliament today, President of the Swiss Confederation, Doris Leuthard said...

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Kayla Harrison to make professional MMA debut this summer

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Two-time Olympic Champion in Women’s Judo Kayla Harrison is set to make her professional MMA debut this summer against a yet to be determined opponent. Harrison, 26 who created history at the 2012 London Olympics by becoming the first American woman to win a gold medal in Judo...

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