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Read story Barcelona 95% likely to beat Arsenal, claims psychic Wenger
UK News 8

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger yesterday predicted that Barcelona were 95% likely to go forward in the Champions League football socc...

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Sharapova retires from tennis; to pursue new career in modeling

World 0

In a move that many thought would have come sooner, disgraced Russian tennis player Maria Sharapova, who is currently serving a two-year ban for failing a drugs test at the Australian Open back in January, officially announced her retirement today from the sport so that she can...

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Leicester win Premier League; Gary Lineker to appear nude on Match of the Day

UK News 2

Leicester City Football Club today celebrate winning the 2015/2016 Barclays Premier League title, with three games to spare. The Foxes concluded their season by drawing with Manchester United on Sunday night, and then watching as only rivals to the title,Tottenham Hotspur, could...

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Justin Bieber announces drastic change of career.

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Justin Bieber today announced he plans to quit the music industry and begin a new career as a MMA fighter....

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Euro 2016 parties cancelled after Danny Mills and Alan Shearer declare England's chances as "woeful"

UK News 0

All Euro 2016 parties, shindigs and celebrations have been officially cancelled as England's performance was judged by Match of the Day 'Experts' as "woeful". The declaration, coming from the England hero Alan Shearer, and the... possibly diabetic Danny Mills, has been taken...

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Cris Cyborg admits that she's transgender;to fight Fallon Fox

World 1

In a move many observers thought was long time coming, Invicta FC World Featherweight Champion Cristiane Justino has admitted that she is transgender. Speaking to MMA Magazine Justino had this to...

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Djokovic demands equal rights for dolphins

World 3

Tennis ace, Novak Djokovic, has today hit the headlines by suggesting that professional tennis organisations should provide equal opportunities and rights for all mammals, singling out the dolphin for specific praise. The star, 34, has apparently been struggling with split personality...

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Rank amateur almost destroys world champion in title match

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The boxing world is reeling today after rank amateur Rocky Bilbao almost, but not quite, managed to beat world champion Apollo Armstrong. The bout, decided on points only after all 12 rounds had been completed, is said to be one of the "most thrillingest" boxing matches ever...

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White Supremacist website in its glee after Dafne Schippers' European wins

World Politics 5

The White Supremacist website stormfront.org was in its glee over the weekend after the exploits of Dutch Sprinter Dafne Schippers at the recently concluded European Athletics Championships....

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