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Read story Joachim Low resigns as Germany coach; blames team's failure on "curse"
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As expected, Joachim Low has resigned as Head Coach of the German National Football team following its failure to progress beyond...

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Netherlands' Coach Blind following impressive win over Germany: This is the start of the turnaround for Dutch Football

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An ecstatic Dutch Coach Danny Blind boldly declared at a post-match press conference following the Netherlands' emphatic demolition of former World Champions Germany in their League A Group 1 encounter in the UEFA Nations League that the result was the start of the turn-around for the Dutch National team...

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Germany's Under-20 Women's Football team coach following opening World Cup win: We want to revive German spirits

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The Coach of the German Under-20 Women's Football team which had a hard fought opening win over Nigeria in its Group D match at the FIFA Under-20 Women's World Cup in France was a relieved woman this evening following the victory and stated that she wants the team to revive Germ...

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Paige Van Zant following second round submission win over Rachael Ostovich at UFC Fight Night 143: Bring on Valentina Shevchenko

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There's an old saying that goes: "Be careful what you wish for". This may be the case for Paige Van Zant following her second round submission win over Rachael Ostovich at UFC Fight Night 143 as she boldly stated in a post-fight interview:...

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US women's Under-20 football team coach following group stage World Cup elimination: America's days of domination are over

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The disappointed coach of the US women's Under-20 football team was as frank as can be following her team's group stage elimination at the World Cup currently taking place in France as she said emphatically at a post-match press conference:...

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Amanda Nunes following shocking first round knockout of Cris Cyborg at UFC 232: This is a victory for all lesbians

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The MMA world is still reeling in shock over Amanda Nunes' total demolition of the now former Featherweight Champion Cris Cyborg at UFC 232 on Saturday night. Not much people gave Nunes, who is also the reigning Bantamweight Champion, much of a chance against a woman who was...

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Russia relieved by first World Cup win in 16 years

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The whole of Russia breathed a sigh of relief earlier today as they finally won another match at the FIFA World Cup for the first time since 2002. It was only the World Cup host country's third win since the dissolution of the Soviet Union....

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2018 Sports Year-End Review

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The year 2018 was a great year for sports. These are just some of the stories that captured my interest....

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Joachim Low following Germany's last minute World Cup win over Sweden: "The sleeping giants have finally awoken"

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Germany Coach Joachim Low has referred to his team which had a dramatic last minute win over a tough Sweden outfit as "the sleeping giants" who have "finally awoken."...

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