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Read story Netherlands' Coach Blind following impressive win over Germany: This is the start of the turnaround for Dutch Football
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An ecstatic Dutch Coach Danny Blind boldly declared at a post-match press conference following the Netherlands' emphatic demolition...

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"And to tell you the truth, beating Germany - a team that has caused us so much heartache in the past, is quite an ecstatic feeling indeed...." - see story

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US women's Under-20 football team coach following group stage World Cup elimination: America's days of domination are over

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The disappointed coach of the US women's Under-20 football team was as frank as can be following her team's group stage elimination at the World Cup currently taking place in France as she said emphatically at a post-match press conference:...

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Dafne Schippers to drop the 100M entirely to focus only on the 200M

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Dafne Schippers is to drop the 100M entirely from her programme and focus exclusively on the 200M. The two-time reigning World Champion made the announcement in an interview today after yet another disappointing finish in the 100M this season where she ended up in fifth place...

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Amanda Nunes following shocking first round knockout of Cris Cyborg at UFC 232: This is a victory for all lesbians

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The MMA world is still reeling in shock over Amanda Nunes' total demolition of the now former Featherweight Champion Cris Cyborg at UFC 232 on Saturday night. Not much people gave Nunes, who is also the reigning Bantamweight Champion, much of a chance against a woman who was...

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2018 Sports Year-End Review

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The year 2018 was a great year for sports. These are just some of the stories that captured my interest....

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Paige Van Zant following second round submission win over Rachael Ostovich at UFC Fight Night 143: Bring on Valentina Shevchenko

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There's an old saying that goes: "Be careful what you wish for". This may be the case for Paige Van Zant following her second round submission win over Rachael Ostovich at UFC Fight Night 143 as she boldly stated in a post-fight interview:...

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Joachim Low following Germany's last minute World Cup win over Sweden: "The sleeping giants have finally awoken"

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Germany Coach Joachim Low has referred to his team which had a dramatic last minute win over a tough Sweden outfit as "the sleeping giants" who have "finally awoken."...

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Cris Cyborg challenges WWE's branding of Ronda Rousey as the "Baddest Woman on the Planet"

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Reigning World UFC Featherweight Women's Champion Cris Cyborg is challenging WWE's branding of Ronda Rousey with the title "Baddest Woman on the Planet" claiming that it is "ludicrous" and "absolutely undeserving"....

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Joachim Low resigns as Germany coach; blames team's failure on "curse"

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As expected, Joachim Low has resigned as Head Coach of the German National Football team following its failure to progress beyond the group stage of the World Cup after a shocking defeat against the already eliminated Korea Republic. After a disappointing 1-0 loss to Mexico in t...

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