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Nicco Montano promises to knock out Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228

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UFC Women's Flyweight Champion Nicco Montano is making what many experts believe to be an audacious prediction in her first title defense against number one challenger Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228 on Saturday night - that she will knock out the Kyrgyzstan fighter....

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Dafne Schippers to drop the 100M entirely to focus only on the 200M

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Dafne Schippers is to drop the 100M entirely from her programme and focus exclusively on the 200M. The two-time reigning World Champion made the announcement in an interview today after yet another disappointing finish in the 100M this season where she ended up in fifth place...

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Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report

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Contrary to the right-wing propaganda that we have been fed, the South American Socialist Utopia of Venezuela has seen a massive influx of tourist arrivals from all over the world. Hoteliers and restaurateurs are elated because business is booming. One Caracas hotelier who chose...

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Facebook to merge Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. "It will be more useful for everyone," said Facebook. "Especially us."

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Facebook is pushing ahead with plans to merge Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. The apps will remain separate but the integration will allow personal data to be shared between them...

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Germany's Under-20 Women's Football team coach following opening World Cup win: We want to revive German spirits

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The Coach of the German Under-20 Women's Football team which had a hard fought opening win over Nigeria in its Group D match at the FIFA Under-20 Women's World Cup in France was a relieved woman this evening following the victory and stated that she wants the team to revive Germ...

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BBC reporter fired for "racist" comment while covering FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup match

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A sports reporter with the BBC has been fired for a "racist" comment she made while covering the FIFA Under-17 Women's World Cup now taking place in Uruguay. The reporter, identified as Samantha Lewis, had worked with the BBC since 2008 covering football matches. She even covered games from the previous Under-17 Women's World...

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Director Tom Six to receive lifetime achievement award

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Dutch Director Tom Six is to receive a lifetime achievement award from the Netherlands Film Academy. Six, who shot to fame when he directed the controversial but popular box office hits The Human Centipede: First Sequence and its sequels The Human Centipede: Full Sequence and...

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Netherlands' Coach Blind following impressive win over Germany: This is the start of the turnaround for Dutch Football

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An ecstatic Dutch Coach Danny Blind boldly declared at a post-match press conference following the Netherlands' emphatic demolition of former World Champions Germany in their League A Group 1 encounter in the UEFA Nations League that the result was the start of the turn-around for the Dutch National team...

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