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Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy

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The world was stunned last week as the first full-sized scans of the Titanic's wreckage were released to the public. Never before...

Ed Sheeran Accused of Stealing More Than Just Our Hearts

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In a shocking turn of events, crooner Ed Sheeran made an appearance in an NYC courtroom today to face allegations that his hit song "Thinking Out Loud" steals from the iconic Marvin Gaye classic "Let's Get It On." Fans are devastated, not only by the accusations but by...

Green thumbs beware! Talking to your houseplants may make them smarter but turn you into a plant-brained pea!

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According to a recent study, communicating with your greenery can stimulate their growth and brain function. However, it also comes with a cost - your mental clarity....

Scientists Grapple with the Existential Crisis of Teaching Robots to Feel

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PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA �" Renowned experts in the field of artificial intelligence are warning that tech companies need to prioritize studying consciousness if they plan on creating robots that can fully mimic human behavior. The news has sent shockwaves throughout the tech indu...

Breaking News: Social media to face-altering filter ban shakes up influencers everywhere

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In a move that has left Instagram models and vloggers alike reeling, social media sites have announced a ban on face-altering filters. In a statement released yesterday, the platforms cited concerns over the impact that such filters may have on young people's self-esteem - a...

Out of This World: Eurovision 2023 to Celebrate Unique Talents of Martian Robots

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In an unprecedented move, the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest has announced that its lineup will include a special performance by a group of singing robots hailing all the way from Mars. While the decision has been met with mixed reactions from some of the more conventional Eurovision...

New Robot Sensation Reveals that Purple Tastes Like Chicken, According to Study

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In an unexpected and groundbreaking development, scientists have created a robot that can taste colors. The gadget, nicknamed "RoboTongue" by scientists, is the first of its kind to cross the sensory taste barrier in machines....

Twitter Alt Text Meme That Isn't Funny for Blind People

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In a shocking revelation, a ridiculous meme using the "Twitter alt text", has been causing ripples of disbelief across social media....

Photographer accidentally takes candid shot of Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster holding hands

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Local photographer, Steve Johnson, was in for a big surprise when he accidentally captured a heartwarming moment between Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster while out on a nature shoot. Johnson claims he was simply trying to capture a serene landscape when he stumbled upon the...

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