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Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy

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The world was stunned last week as the first full-sized scans of the Titanic's wreckage were released to the public. Never before...

Photographer accidentally takes candid shot of Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster holding hands

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Local photographer, Steve Johnson, was in for a big surprise when he accidentally captured a heartwarming moment between Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster while out on a nature shoot. Johnson claims he was simply trying to capture a serene landscape when he stumbled upon the...

Hundreds of Millions of Employees Around the World Cheer as Social Media Crashes Due to Overload of Cat Videos

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In a stunning turn of events, the world's most popular social media platforms Twitter and Facebook have both gone down, thanks to an overwhelming number of cat videos being uploaded and shared by internet users all over the globe....

Ed Sheeran Accused of Stealing More Than Just Our Hearts

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In a shocking turn of events, crooner Ed Sheeran made an appearance in an NYC courtroom today to face allegations that his hit song "Thinking Out Loud" steals from the iconic Marvin Gaye classic "Let's Get It On." Fans are devastated, not only by the accusations but by...

Game makers to develop all future software to run on toasters to ensure compatibility

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In a shocking turn of events, the Entertainment Software Association announced that all PC games will now be manufactured on toaster ovens. This decision came after years of struggling to ensure compatibility with all devices, resulting in the infamous "Will it run doom?" meme...

Unwanted Chairs Get a New Home: In Pet Palaces Across Japan

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In a move that's sure to cause a frenzy in Japan's already crowded pet market, a Japanese start-up is selling used office chairs as luxury furniture for pets. The move is proving to be quite popular with pet owners who are looking for a cheap yet stylish way to pamper their furry friends....

New Motorola Moto 720 to have 2 screens and a built-in mini-espresso machine

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Introducing the Latest Moto 720: The Phone That Wakes You Up and Keeps You Goin...

Twitter Alt Text Meme That Isn't Funny for Blind People

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In a shocking revelation, a ridiculous meme using the "Twitter alt text", has been causing ripples of disbelief across social media....

Scientists Grapple with the Existential Crisis of Teaching Robots to Feel

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PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA �" Renowned experts in the field of artificial intelligence are warning that tech companies need to prioritize studying consciousness if they plan on creating robots that can fully mimic human behavior. The news has sent shockwaves throughout the tech indu...

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