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The host Russia proved that low rankings don't mean anything at World Cups when coming up against big name teams and that in pena...

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"If it weren't for them Peru would have probably never had champions in the sport of mixed martial arts seeing that it is typically dominated by Brazilians and to a lesser extent Americans...." - see story

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Peruvian President declares Monday 10th December 'Shevchenko Day' following UFC 231 title win

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Peruvian President Martin Vizcarra has declared tomorrow Monday 10th December a national holiday named ‘Shevchenko Day' following Valentina Shevchenko's victory at UFC 231 over Poland's Joanna Jedrzejczyk on Saturday in the Flyweight Division in Toronto, Canada to capture her first UFC title and the first for a Peruvian fighter....

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Paige Van Zant following second round submission win over Rachael Ostovich at UFC Fight Night 143: Bring on Valentina Shevchenko

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There's an old saying that goes: "Be careful what you wish for". This may be the case for Paige Van Zant following her second round submission win over Rachael Ostovich at UFC Fight Night 143 as she boldly stated in a post-fight interview:...

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2018 Sports Year-End Review

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The year 2018 was a great year for sports. These are just some of the stories that captured my interest....

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Nicco Montano promises to knock out Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228

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UFC Women's Flyweight Champion Nicco Montano is making what many experts believe to be an audacious prediction in her first title defense against number one challenger Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228 on Saturday night - that she will knock out the Kyrgyzstan fighter....

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Mexican President: Allowing Honduran migrants into our country is our duty as Latin Americans

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Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto says that he has absolutely no problems with scores of Honduran immigrants coming into his country and that Mexicans must accept their Latin American brothers and sisters from south of the border with open arms...

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Cris Cyborg challenges WWE's branding of Ronda Rousey as the "Baddest Woman on the Planet"

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Reigning World UFC Featherweight Women's Champion Cris Cyborg is challenging WWE's branding of Ronda Rousey with the title "Baddest Woman on the Planet" claiming that it is "ludicrous" and "absolutely undeserving"....

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Amanda Nunes following shocking first round knockout of Cris Cyborg at UFC 232: This is a victory for all lesbians

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The MMA world is still reeling in shock over Amanda Nunes' total demolition of the now former Featherweight Champion Cris Cyborg at UFC 232 on Saturday night. Not much people gave Nunes, who is also the reigning Bantamweight Champion, much of a chance against a woman who was...

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US women's Under-20 football team coach following group stage World Cup elimination: America's days of domination are over

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The disappointed coach of the US women's Under-20 football team was as frank as can be following her team's group stage elimination at the World Cup currently taking place in France as she said emphatically at a post-match press conference:...

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