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Read story You only live three times, says renowned James Bond enemy
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In the world of spies and spy related shenanigans, there is no better known arch-enemy than Rnst Blomee. For decades, British...

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All-female gang in Germany targeting male migrants

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German Police are investigating reports of an all-female gang who are going around the city of Cologne specifically targeting male migrants of Middle Eastern and North African backgrounds for robbery and assault. The gang, which comprises of only young females of Euro-German...

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Joachim Low following Germany's last minute World Cup win over Sweden: "The sleeping giants have finally awoken"

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Germany Coach Joachim Low has referred to his team which had a dramatic last minute win over a tough Sweden outfit as "the sleeping giants" who have "finally awoken."...

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Netherlands Under-17 Coach following Euro win: There is still hope for Dutch Football

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The Coach of the victorious Netherlands Under-17 National Football team which won the Euro tournament today following a penalty shootout victory over Italy in the final is expressing optimism over the future of Dutch football. The Netherlands, a very proud footballing nation...

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Disgusted patrons walk out of circus following racist clown joke

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Disgusted patrons at the Suarez Bros. Circus which is currently on the Trinidad leg of its world tour, were left furious and some even walked out of the performance and demanded their money back when one of the clowns did a practical joke which they deemed racist. During the...

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Messi: My whole year would be considered a failure if I don't win the World Cup this summer

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Argentine and Barcelona Superstar Lionel Messi is measuring his whole year on how he performs at the Russia World Cup this summer. The 5-time FIFA World Player of the Year made the comment today while speaking with the Barcelona-based Sports Newspaper, Mundo Deportivo at a training...

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Russian Coach: We are not afraid of Spain or Portugal

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Russian Coach Cherchesov Stanislav is optimistic about his team's chances of progressing from the round of sixteen at this year's World Cup after his charges became the first team to qualify for the second round following its convincing 3-1 win over Egypt which effectively eliminated...

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Jedrzejczyk following second loss to Namajunas at UFC 223: I was robbed

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Former Women's Strawweight Champion Joanna Jedrzejczyk is claiming that she was robbed following her unanimous decision loss to Rose Namajunas at UFC 223 last night in New York. The Polish Fighter, speaking to reporters after her failure to regain the title that she lost in spec...

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