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Read story 2018 World Cup Summary
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The host Russia proved that low rankings don't mean anything at World Cups when coming up against big name teams and that in pena...

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From Netherlands' Coach Blind following impressive win over Germany: This is the start of the turnaround for Dutch Football
"And to tell you the truth, beating Germany - a team that has caused us so much heartache in the past, is quite an ecstatic feeling indeed...." - see story

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Germany's Under-20 Women's Football team coach following opening World Cup win: We want to revive German spirits

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The Coach of the German Under-20 Women's Football team which had a hard fought opening win over Nigeria in its Group D match at the FIFA Under-20 Women's World Cup in France was a relieved woman this evening following the victory and stated that she wants the team to revive Germ...

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Netherlands' Coach Blind following impressive win over Germany: This is the start of the turnaround for Dutch Football

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An ecstatic Dutch Coach Danny Blind boldly declared at a post-match press conference following the Netherlands' emphatic demolition of former World Champions Germany in their League A Group 1 encounter in the UEFA Nations League that the result was the start of the turn-around for the Dutch National team...

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Mexican President: Allowing Honduran migrants into our country is our duty as Latin Americans

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Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto says that he has absolutely no problems with scores of Honduran immigrants coming into his country and that Mexicans must accept their Latin American brothers and sisters from south of the border with open arms...

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Amanda Nunes following shocking first round knockout of Cris Cyborg at UFC 232: This is a victory for all lesbians

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The MMA world is still reeling in shock over Amanda Nunes' total demolition of the now former Featherweight Champion Cris Cyborg at UFC 232 on Saturday night. Not much people gave Nunes, who is also the reigning Bantamweight Champion, much of a chance against a woman who was...

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Why Europe needs migrants

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1). Europeans are dying out and are not making enough children to replace the current populations....

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Dafne Schippers to drop the 100M entirely to focus only on the 200M

Sport 10

Dafne Schippers is to drop the 100M entirely from her programme and focus exclusively on the 200M. The two-time reigning World Champion made the announcement in an interview today after yet another disappointing finish in the 100M this season where she ended up in fifth place...

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Nicco Montano promises to knock out Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228

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UFC Women's Flyweight Champion Nicco Montano is making what many experts believe to be an audacious prediction in her first title defense against number one challenger Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228 on Saturday night - that she will knock out the Kyrgyzstan fighter....

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I have to admit that I love history. I always enjoy reading articles online about historical figures and I also bought a book on ancient Rome filled with interesting stories about what went on there centuries ago. Some of the stories are quite fascinating, while some of them...

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