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Read story Tonya Evinger questions Cris Cyborg's gender following devastating UFC 214 loss
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Tonya Evinger, who suffered a devastating third round TKO loss at the hands of Cris Cyborg last night at UFC 214 for the vacant...

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Pope Francis left furious after someone replaces Missal with Bible minutes before Sunday Mass

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A report coming out of the Vatican states that Pope Francis was left furious after someone deliberately replaced his Missal with a large Bible on Sunday, just minutes before Mass was scheduled to begin at 7:00AM. According to the report, everything seemed to be in place for the...

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Bolt breaks down in tears following shocking World Championships 100M final loss

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A report coming out of the Jamaican camp at the current World Athletics Championships now taking place in London states that Usain Bolt was left devastated and broke down in tears after his shocking third place finish in the final of the men's 100M, where he was finally dethroned...

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Venezuela to not send delegate to next Miss Universe Pageant due to country's political turmoil

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In a shocking move that has stunned a country obsessed with beauty pageants and which prides itself on having the "most beautiful women in the world," Venezuela will not be sending a delegate to the next Miss Universe Pageant due to its current political turmoil. Millions of...

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Angry Jamaicans troll Dafne Schippers' Facebook page

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Many angry Jamaicans, still upset over the failures of Usain Bolt to win another gold medal in the 100M and Elaine Thompson to make the podium at the World Championships over the weekend have gone on Dafne Schippers' Facebook page to take out their frustrations on her. Their...

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IAAF to allow Russia to compete in World Championships

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The world governing body for track and field, the IAAF is having a change of heart regarding Russia and its participation in official IAAF sanctioned competitions. The IAAF had banned Russia from competing in the Track & Field competition in the Rio Olympics last year, with...

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Spain declares one-off public holiday in honour of Garbine Muguruza's historic Wimbledon win

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King Felipe VI of Spain has declared Monday 16th July a one-off public holiday in honour of Garbine Magaruza's historic Wimbledon win over Venus Williams. The 23-year-old Venezuelan-born Magaruza, who lost to Venus' younger sister Serena in straight sets in the 2015 final, became...

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Syrian refugees in Germany lauded for helping lost little girl in mall

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In a rare case of benevolence that is worthy of recognition and emulation and which most White Europeans tend to lack, two male Syrian refugees in Germany kindly cared for and comforted a little girl who had gotten lost in a mall until her mother was alerted. The little girl...

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Dafne Schippers under fire for insensitive football tweet

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Dafne Schippers is surprisingly under fire from the Dutch public for an insensitive tweet she posted after the Dutch women's national football team won their second game of the Women's Euro 2017 tournament against Denmark. Following the win Schippers tweeted @dafneshippers:...

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