A camel has reportedly chewed off a man’s head after he left the animal tied up in the scorching sun.
When the unnamed man, from the Rajasthan region in India, finally realized his mistake and went to move the camel out of the heat, the animal became aggressive and sank its big yellow teeth into the defenseless man’s neck.
The camel was immediately put down and the remains returned to the breeder where it will undergo meticulous examinations. It is especially the beast's water cooled ventilation-system, aka the humps, which is under suspicion of having malfunctioned.
Today a spokesman from Batuk’s Camel Sales & Rental said about the tragedy: “It’s still too soon to say anything conclusive about what caused this terrible accident. It could be the ventilation-system - it could be a smudge of Dade-jam on the poor guys neck - we simply do not know yet. The spokesman also informed the press that: “Batuk’s Camel Sales & Rental intend to recall all camels of that model for inspection.â€
A major player on the international camel and pack pony scene, the company dropped four points when news of the accident hit the stock marked earlier this morning.
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I doubt this is correct.
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