Climber breaks all bones - expected to die

And when we were up we were up

A climber has been video-taped climbing and falling from "Hooking Fell" the largest mountain in the West Indies.

The climber, Mr Greg Bear, is not expected to make a recovery. From his bed side, Mr Bear beeped at us using telekinetic powers through his heart-monitor.

Which we were sadly unable to decipher.

It is expected that should Mr Bear die, he will not be taking part in climbing in the future, despite telling friends that he would "never quit".

The video tape will be sent to "You've Been Framed" for the hilarious death laughs it will receive. Who can wait?

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