Catherine Baird

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Pointless though it is to argue with him, Catherine is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future. Although not her real name, Catherine, with one hand grossly larger than the other, has found herself one of the most sought after folk in the country.

Catherine hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a below average fire fighter and a careless dog owner. Catherine Baird began her working life as a policeman, and used to be someone who tripped over a cobblestone and sued the government.

On an auspicious day in 1949, Catherine was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by fellow acting star, not long after winning "world's most anxious smile award" in London.

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Flaps hide secrets Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 14th August 2019, 20:00

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