On 4th July, 1994, Cynthia was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Glenn Ritter, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Although rumours abound about Cynthia, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" was last seen inhabiting small wells in order to frighten young children. Cynthia - who can bleed from the nose on command - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate. Cynthia Burns began life as a respected baker - someone who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points. Married with two children, Cynthia is looking for any way out of the current situation.
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|Kill the geek||BeebTV, on 18th April 2019, 23:30: on|