Cynthia Burns

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The exceptional human being that is Cynthia Burns

On 4th July, 1994, Cynthia was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Glenn Ritter, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Although rumours abound about Cynthia, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" was last seen inhabiting small wells in order to frighten young children. Cynthia - who can bleed from the nose on command - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate. Cynthia Burns began life as a respected baker - someone who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points. Married with two children, Cynthia is looking for any way out of the current situation.

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Kill the geek Next showing: on BeebTV, on 24th August 2019, 22:00

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