Lisa Davila

-> The handsome profile of Lisa Davila
The immense brute that is Lisa Davila

Though without any idea what foreplay is, or a professional haircut, Lisa constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. The precocious Lisa Davila was born at 04:52am, in 1907, to abusive parents Spencer and Suzanne Davila. On new year's eve, 1915, Lisa was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by director Faye Powers, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting. Although rumours abound about Lisa, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of her body.


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Given Time, by Paul London

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