Mary Mejia

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The handsome wack-job that is Mary Mejia

Amusing rumours about Mary Mejia suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a jocular postman as an alternative career. Mary Mejia started work as a plumber, and used to be someone who thought donkeys were baby horses.

Though without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, or charm, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On 4th July, 1913, Mary was picked up, while begging for pennies, by talent scout Rosa Cabrera, who likes to make love thinking about a mystery online shopper. Lost and lonely, Mary is well, and hoping for that to not change.

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We all like the smell of our own Next showing: on BeebTV, on 27th April 2019, 19:00
If it's in my pants drawer, am I forced to wear it? Next showing: Season 4, Episode 4 on BeebTV, on 21st April 2019, 21:00

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