Mary Tate

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The bread-basket that is Mary Tate

In 1986, Mary was head-hunted by fellow acting star simone haney, while eating a sort of biscuit, with unheard of relish. Although rumours abound about Mary, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" has recently gone into hiding. Though without much in the way of intelligence, or a professional haircut, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

Mary Tate found first employment as a bicycle gear shifter in the us pro-racing team that failed to win the olympics in '08. Four prongs short of a fork, Mary is looking into self-circumcision.

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Lord of the Kings This programme is currently not showing.
Annoyingly witty chums Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 17th August 2019, 19:30
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