Mathew Waller

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With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness. The history of Mathew's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a fabulous programmer without any idea what foreplay is.

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mathew is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. Mathew Waller began his working life as a designer, and later joined a group who believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl.

On new year's eve, 1992, Mathew was first hired by talent scout Anna Schroeder, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.

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What live animal will you eat? Next showing: on BeebTV, on 20th April 2019, 23:00

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