Milton Bentley

The buttery-mellow nutter that is Milton Bentley

Back in 1948, Milton was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by midget-fellow acting star michael key, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. Although rumours abound about Milton, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of his body. The precocious Milton Bentley was raised by abusive parents Forrest and Sadie Oxford. Although four prongs short of a fork, Milton, someone everyone wishes to be in a dream, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country.

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