In just a few short years, Sandra is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Though without the ability to read a map, or much in the way of brains, Sandra constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
Sandra Haney started life as an egotistical solicitor, beavering away secretly to discover who it was that assumed that americans invented the english language. Amusing rumours of future career possibilities as a careless pilot plague Sandra, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
In 1992, Sandra was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by hook-handed-producer Lana Shea, drinking from a paper bag a fruit substitute that was later found to be a remedy for elbow rot.
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