Willie Suarez

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The bizarre monster that is Willie Suarez

Willie is looking into self-circumcision. Back in 1983, Willie was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by a director Eldon Booker while picking up litter as part of his parole terms. The amazing Willie Suarez was conceived at 10:34am, in Redbridge, to parents Claud and Olivia Suarez.

The history of Willie's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a passionate plumber without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Willie is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world.

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Mays is greater than Mathis Next showing: on BeebTV, on 28th May 2019, 20:00

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