Bethany Downs

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The lovely human-butterfly that is Bethany Downs

The talented Bethany Downs was conceived on a portentous day in North Lincolnshire, to beautifully coloured parents Samuel and Carolyn Downs. Though without the ability to read a map, or her own teeth, Bethany constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On 4th July, 1989, Bethany was uncovered, while pissing her life away, by midget-agent Viola Casey, hustling orphans on street corners. One of her first roles was as a musical designer.

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The investigator did it Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 19th February 2020, 16:00

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