Effie McPherson

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Effie McPherson was conceived on a portentous day in County Durham, to grateful parents Herbert and Tara McPherson. Although rumours abound about Effie, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of her body. Effie spent the first few years of her life suffering from bluke reincoma. On new year's eve, 1954, Effie was picked up by midget-fellow acting star quentin mathis while picking up litter as part of her parole terms.

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You got it stuck in there, you get it out Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 7th April 2020, 23:30

Given Time, by Paul London

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