Elsie Kidd

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The talented Elsie Kidd (named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate abusive parents Gus and Dorothea Kidd. On new year's eve, 1942, Elsie was picked up, while working the streets, by unfortunately bearded-director Craig Oconnell, drinking from a paper bag a liquid matter that was later found to be a remedy for allergic rhinitis., Elsie, thought by some to be omniscient, has found herself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. Odd rumours continue to circulate around Elsie due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically generate email responses. Four prongs short of a fork, Elsie is looking into self-circumcision.


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Annoyingly witty chums Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 13th April 2019, 19:30



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