Mary Kerr

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The wack-job that is Mary Kerr

Untalented and broken, Mary found success wherever she looked. Mary Kerr started life as a dog owner, beavering away in the background on a device that could automatically select criminals from line-ups.

Mary's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming an excellent cat owner.

On an auspicious day in 1951, Mary was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by oft-hooded-talent scout Caroline McCarthy, shaking her money maker for the public.

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Flaps hide secrets Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 14th July 2019, 00:00

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