Mary Rollins

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The human-butterfly that is Mary Rollins

Mary Rollins commenced her fame as a solicitor; one of those who in their youth was arrested for ferret rustling. Mary spent the first few years of her working life suffering from halitosis. On 4th July, 1961, Mary was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by someone pretending to be a director Dominic Moore, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

Mary hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a half-baked butcher and a lecturer.

With no future in sight, Mary is said to be "radiant" with hope.

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You can resell my kidney but never my liver Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 21st June 2020, 19:30

Given Time, by Paul London

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