Director Mary Wilson (whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia ) struck lucky by having been conceived by parents Timmy and Mary Wilson. Likely future film roles are said to include a fabulous newsreader.
In 1996, Mary was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by unfortunately bearded-agent William Brock, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise. Lost and lonely, Mary is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future. Although not her real name, Mary, religious beyond hope, has found herself one of the most sought after folk in the country.
Currently starring in:
|Record breakers: the lives we've lost||This programme is currently not showing.|
|You can resell my kidney but never my liver||BeebTV4, on 4th July 2020, 18:00: on|
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