Mike Johns

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The brain-box that is Mike Johns

On 4th July, 1955, Mike was discovered, while working the streets, by the talent scout Agnes Reilly, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in London. Mike Johns began life as a drunk fire fighter; one of many who in their youth thought the sun orbited the earth.

Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Mike turned into one of the least well known members of his illustrious family.

In the blink of an eye, Mike is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Rumours about Mike Johns suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an excellent shop assistant as an alternative career.


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