Oscar Hurley

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Oscar Hurley was conceived on a portentous day in Southampton, to grateful parents Steven and Nancy Hurley. Likely future film roles are said to include a judge who is unable to tie his own shoes. On new year's eve, 1959, Oscar was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost. In just a few short years, Oscar, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country.

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