On an auspicious day in 1987, August was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by fellow acting star belle benson, not long after winning "world's least washed genitals award" in Melbourne. August spent the first few years of his fame suffering from elbow rot. Currently held in prison, August is well, and hoping for that to not change.
Likely future film roles are said to include an amiable lifeguard. The wonderful August Barajas was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Huntingdonshire, to highly unattractive parents Edgar and Alma Barajas.
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|Kill the geek||BeebTV, on 24th August 2019, 22:00: on|