Brian Cortez

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The monster that is Brian Cortez

Likely future film roles are said to include a mean-spirited factory worker who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. On an auspicious day in 1949, Brian was uncovered, while working the streets, by oft-hooded-producer Mary Kidd, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.

Rejection after rejection later, Brian found success wherever he looked.

Brian Cortez began working as a programmer, beavering away in his spare hours on a device that could translate cat mewling into cogent arguments against daytime television.

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Beer is refreshing Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 7th May 2019, 22:15

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