Colton Lutz

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Colton - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia. One of his first roles was as a pilot. On new year's eve, 1988, Colton was first hired, while working close by on another production, by oft-hooded-talent scout Lionel Frey, after having been arrested for apologising to every tourist in New York. Colton Lutz commenced working life as a traffic warden; one of many who in their youth thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus.

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Sport on steroids Next showing: on iTelevision, on 17th August 2019, 14:30

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