Dan Baird

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The perfect dish that is Dan Baird

Dan - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati. Although rumours abound about Dan, the former winner of "biggest gland" has lost all concept of time and space. The talented Dan Baird was born, died, and was re-born again in 1954, to beautifully coloured parents Derek and Faith Baird. Back in 1975, Dan was uncovered, while working close by on another production, by a talent scout Israel Hurley, not long after winning "world's most attractive female gonad" in New York.

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The street where you live Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 19th February 2020, 13:30

Given Time, by Paul London

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