Maureen Nicholson

Rat-faced Maureen Nicholson was conceived in the family barn in San Jose, to parents Douglas and Carolyn Nicholson. One of her first roles was as an average cat owner.

Though without her own teeth, or a professional haircut, Maureen constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On an auspicious day in 1996, Maureen was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by hook-handed-talent scout Ralph Kidd, not long after winning "world's least washed genitals award" in Amsterdam.

Currently starring in:

Show	Next showing
Not the whole penny	Next showing: on iTelevision, on 29th August 2024, 11:30
Quizzical Nizzical	Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 3rd September 2024, 18:00