Ryan Ewing

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Ryan spent the first few years of his life suffering from altitude sickness. Likely future film roles are said to include an up-and-coming fire fighter who is unable to clean his own teeth.

Lost and lonely, Ryan is looking into self-circumcision.

On new year's eve, 1974, Ryan was first hired by little known producer Willard Fischer, hustling orphans on street corners. Ryan Ewing (named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by comely parents David and Frances Ewing.


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