Thomas Holland

The handsome profile of Thomas Holland
The rich-tasting biscuit that is Thomas Holland

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Thomas is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Thomas - one toe permanently stubbed - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over. On 4th July, 1953, Thomas was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by agent Rebecca Joseph, shaking his money maker for the public.

Although rumours abound about Thomas, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" recently declared himself unable to follow simple game rules.

Thomas Holland started working life as an excellent model - someone who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.


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The Good Loaf Next showing: on iTelevision, on 21st April 2019, 11:00
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Body part puppets Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 25th April 2019, 21:30



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