On an auspicious day in 2020, Wayne was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by midget-director Ralph Kidd, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal. Wayne - thought by some to be omniscient - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over. In the blink of an eye, Wayne is looking into self-circumcision.
Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Wayne due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could transport fuel back in time for some reason.
The precocious Wayne Heath was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Philadelphia, to parents Lemuel and Margaret Heath.
Currently starring in:
|You cracked one off in the bathroom||BeebTV, on 11th April 2020, 16:45: on|