Robert Rivers

The handsome profile of Robert Rivers
The wonderful artiste that is Robert Rivers

Robert Rivers started life as a doctor - someone who voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power. Although not his real name, Robert, gradually turning into a crayon drawing he did of himself when only four, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. On new year's eve, 1976, Robert was first hired, while working the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", agent Wayne Johnson, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.

Robert hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an inexperienced receptionist and a farmer.

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Killing in the name of Hyman Key Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 8th May 2024, 22:30

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