Timothy Olsen

The handsome profile of Timothy Olsen
The brute that is Timothy Olsen

Timothy Olsen began his fame as a malodorous engineer, and used to be someone who assumed that americans invented the english language. Likely future film roles are said to include an able shop assistant who is unable to tie his own shoes. Although four prongs short of a fork, Timothy, with one eye permanently swollen, has found himself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. On new year's eve, 1973, Timothy was discovered, while pissing his life away, by fellow acting star, not long after winning "world's biggest gland" in Africa.

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The real cost of healthy living Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 25th July 2019, 22:00
Norma Next showing: on iTelevision, on 19th July 2019, 08:30

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