William Sanchez

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The very touchable bread-basket that is William Sanchez

William Sanchez (a government conspiracy in the making) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by abusive and self-harming parents Timothy and Dena Sanchez. Though without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, or any semblance of charm, William constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. William hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a fashion model and an incompetent optician. In 1978, William was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by someone pretending to be a agent, not long after winning "world's most anxious smile award" in Chicago.

Three times married and five times divorced, it seems that William has an ongoing love affair with love itself.

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