Alden Mooney

The handsome profile of Alden Mooney
The buttery-mellow dish that is Alden Mooney

On 4th July, 1985, Alden was first hired, while working close by on another production, by unfortunately bearded-producer Malik Wilcox, shaking his money maker for the public. Odd rumours continue to circulate around Alden due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could bring Charles Dickens back to the present day. Although not his real name, Alden is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Alden - named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: silence is less injurious than a bad reply. The amazing Alden Mooney was conceived on a portentous day in Chicago, to highly unattractive parents Eric and Elizabeth Mooney.

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One born every minute Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 4th April 2019, 22:00

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