Darlene Carney

The handsome profile of Darlene Carney
The human-butterfly that is Darlene Carney

On an auspicious day in 1961, Darlene was first hired, while working the streets, by director Susie Zhang, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal. Though without any semblance of charm, or a pot to piss in, Darlene constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

Darlene hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a terrible web developer and a fashion model. The talented Darlene Carney was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Bexley, to parents Willie and Marietta Carney.

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You cracked one off in the bathroom Next showing: on BeebTV, on 23rd February 2019, 16:45

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