Emmett Montes

-> The handsome profile of Emmett Montes
The simplest brain-box that is Emmett Montes

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: hasty judgements are generally faulty. On 4th July, 1976, Emmett was uncovered by a producer Jimmie Duarte, drinking from a paper bag a fruit substitute that was later found to be a remedy for avoidant personality disorder. Emmett Montes began life as a terrible lawyer, and used to be someone who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art.

Likely future film roles are said to include a drunk travel agent.

In the blink of an eye, Emmett is well, and hoping for that to not change.

Though talent was itself lacking, Emmett nobody would guess that this was someone who was to become a superstar within his own lifetime.

Best known for:

Currently starring in:

Show Next showing
Blaster at your side This programme is currently not showing.

Given Time, by Paul London

Funny stuff

Get our funny weekly newsletters straight to your inbox
Subscribe to funny newsletter
or Find out more first

Consider checking us out and following us on social media:

Leo horoscope

With all you've been through you should be glad that this week will actually come to a close. You can test yourself......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report Punny History
Write a funny story here
Free sign up / Login
Funny newsletter Funny RSS feed