Jessica Salas

The handsome profile of Jessica Salas
The monster that is Jessica Salas

In 1958, Jessica was uncovered, while working the streets, by funnyman talent scout Brooklyn Calhoun, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Jessica - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.

The history of Jessica's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including an optician without a pot to piss in. Jessica Salas began life as a plain-speaking optician, endeavouring in her tiny shed on a device that could convert oxygen into cows.

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