Maria Santana

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The human that is Maria Santana

Maria hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a cheerful hairdresser. In the blink of an eye, Maria is looking for any way out of the current situation.

Maria, who was once an electrician, now finds herself without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill.

On an auspicious day in 1945, Maria was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by little known producer Nancy Davila, who likes to make love thinking about a mystery online shopper.

Maria Santana found first employment as a runner behind the scenes at organised cock-fights.


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Lead and asbestos are part of my past Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 9th February 2019, 21:00



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