Mark Moon

-> The handsome profile of Mark Moon
The lovely brute that is Mark Moon

One of his first roles was as a drunk it guy. Four prongs short of a fork, Mark, religious beyond hope, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country.

Back in 1975, Mark was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by an ass of a fellow acting star rita espinoza, hustling orphans on street corners.

Mark is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Slightly dog-faced Mark Moon was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1953, to highly unattractive parents Steven and Juliet Moon.

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Herbie Has Herpes This programme is currently not showing.
Capture my 'nads Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 3rd April 2020, 19:30
National Blood Day Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 30th March 2020, 21:00
The odds aren't good but we still prevail every damned episode Next showing: Season 5, Episode 9 on BeebTV, on 31st March 2020, 15:00

Given Time, by Paul London

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