Michael Rosales

The handsome profile of Michael Rosales
The hunky brute that is Michael Rosales

On 4th July, 1984, Michael was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by funnyman fellow acting star olivia key, licking dried and previously chewed gum off a series of road cones. Michael, who was once a mother, now finds himself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *. Rumours about Michael Rosales suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a drunk couch potato as an alternative career.

In just a few short years, Michael is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Michael is a true exemplification of the proverb: flattery is all right so long as you don't inhale. Child-star Michael Rosales (someone everyone wishes to be in a dream) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Kenneth and Alexis Rosales.

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Astrology from uranus Next showing: on iTelevision, on 28th May 2019, 09:30

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