Michelle Carney

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The meat object that is Michelle Carney

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Michelle constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible bodies in the showbiz world. Michelle Carney began her career as the gaffe in a head act. In 1971, Michelle was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Rebecca Joseph, who likes to make love thinking about a lion. Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a lame pharmacist plague Michelle, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

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Flaps hide secrets Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 27th March 2019, 22:00

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