Nick Guerrero

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Nick, who was once a chef, now finds himself without a professional haircut. On new year's eve, 1922, Nick was first hired, while pissing his life away, by a talent scout Mary Horn, licking something that looked like a naan, but wasn't, off someone else's comb.

Nick Guerrero began life as a lame baker - someone who considered retiring at the age of 23.

Although rumours abound about Nick, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" has recently gone into hiding.

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The odds aren't good but we still prevail every damned episode Next showing: Season 2, Episode 8 on BeebTV, on 17th February 2020, 15:00

Given Time, by Paul London

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