Patricia Holder

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The bizarre bread-basket that is Patricia Holder

One of her first roles was as a malodorous fashion model. Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Patricia turned into one of history's most prolific wankers.

The wonderful Patricia Holder was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Portland, to parents David and Marissa Holder. On new year's eve, 1944, Patricia was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by fellow acting star iva wade, licking crumbs behind the sofa cushions off a comatose man's beard.


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Flipped turned upside down Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 9th February 2019, 18:00



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